We're home from a family reunion in the Adirondacks. One night, when I was up until all hours with my cousins and sister, and some of us were a sheet or two to the wind, my sister suddenly started inspecting the print on the bag of chips we were passing around.
"Sarah, when do these chips expire?"
It wasn't her dyslexia tricking her, either. Anybody might have looked at an expiration date of SEP3011 and seen Thousand Year Chips. Yeah, I know what the manufacturer must have intended, but it amused us plenty.